The Misery Index

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  1. That Milk Must Have Turned by Now

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• 2. Men of Intellect

  Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.

• 3. He’s Crushing His Man Cave Game

  What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

• 4. How Did It Get In There?

  Find out the dumbest way to break up with someone, and what gross sex dream Sal needs to "soldier forward" from. A pantless performer and a vertical face planter go all out in the hunt to be masters of misery and for a $30,000 grand prize.

• 5. You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

  What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

• 6. We Got That D!

  We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

• 7. So That’s Murder Then?

  Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

• 8. If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I’d Go For Her Too

  Murr doesn’t want to “pucker up,” and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?.

• 9. Check Out This Sucker!

  Find out which of our Tenderloins' moms came out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose. Will a fart professional or someone caught before the act become the master of misery and get a shot at the $30,000 grand prize?

• 10. They Made Me Do It!

  In this game we learn which books you never want to hear at bedtime, and the most miserable way to get "stuck" cheating. A flasher and a scorned fiance compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Cast

Jameela Jamil

Self - Host

Joe Gatto

Self

Brian Quinn

Self

Sal Vulcano

Self

James Murray

Self