Deep Space 69

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  1. Dictator Ship

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  Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

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  2. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

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  Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

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  3. The Crotch Hugger

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  Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

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  4. Shipphylis

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  The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

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  5. License to Bone

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  The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

• 6. The Legend of Bronze Johnson

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  Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

• 7. Blade Jogger

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  Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

• 8. Sirens of Tetons

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  Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

• 9. Femalien Fatale

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  The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

• 10. Pride and Predator Juice

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  Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

• 11. She Was a Lady Planet

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  The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

• 12. Herman

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  Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

• 13. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

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  Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

• 14. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

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  The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

• 15. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

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  Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

Cast

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Richard Gordon

Jay (voice)

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Jeff Lualdi

Hamilton (voice)

Kevin McDonald

P3-NI5 (voice)