C.P.O. Sharkey

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  1. Oh Captain! My Captain

  30m

  The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a Wave.

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  2. Shimokawa Ships Out

  30m

  An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japenese.

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  3. The Dear John Letter

  30m

  Sharkey tries to help a recruit write a break up letter but is called away before finishing the task. Robinson sees the unfinished note and assumes that his buddy Sharkey is suffering heartbreak.

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  4. Goodbye Dolly

  30m

  The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

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  5. Skolnick in Love

  30m

  The shy Skolnick begins a whirlwind romance with a cocktail waitress, raising questions from those around him.

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  6. Mignone's Mutiny

  30m

  When Sharkey learns one of his recruits is using a hair dryer he confiscates it. But he learns that the men are upset and want the hair dryer returned.

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  7. Kowalski, the Somnamulist

  30m

  Kowalski's sleepwalking leaves his facing a discharge, but Sharkey may be the one to blame.

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  8. Sunday in Tijuana

  30m

  A trip to the Tijuana bullfights sees the recruits being thrown in jail, as well as the officers coming to retrieve them.

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  9. Rodriguez and His Mamacita

  30m

  The recruits try to hide Rodriguez's girlfriend after she unexpectedly shows up amid a crackdown on hookers sneaking onto the base.

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  10. Sharkey Boogies on Down

  30m

  It's Sharkey's birthday and is disappointed that he only gets gag gifts. Sharkey is persuaded to head to the local disco to cheer up and finds himself popular on the dance floor.

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  11. Sharkey Finds Peace and Quiet

  30m

  After continual interruptions, Sharkey gets an apartment off base.

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  12. Sharkey the Marriage Counselor

  30m

  Recruit Plunkett has been in a foul mood after since his marriage ended and it's affecting morale. Sharkey decides the antidote is to arrange double dates for himself and Plunkett which leads to troubles.

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  13. Sharkey's Secret Life

  30m

  Misunderstandings leave the men thinking Sharkey is gay.

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  14. The Pizza Party

  30m

  Sharkey seems to relish denying the men a celebration after the completion of boot camp. But when the food and other party favors arrive Sharkey is forced to reluctantly reconsider.

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  15. A Wino is Loose

  30m

  When a homeless drunk enters the barracks and makes himself at home, Sharkey is livid. And nothing that the men do dislodges the man from his comfy quarters.

Cast

Don Rickles

C.P.O. Otto Sharkey

Elizabeth Allen

Capt. Quinlan

Harrison Page

Chief Robinson

Richard X. Slattery

Captain Buckner

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David Landsberg

Recruit Skolnick

Barry Pearl

Recruit Mignone

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Peter Isacksen

Seaman Pruitt